Curse

karunpav · Aug 05, 2007, 01:39 AM // 01:39

"No offense, but I think I'd do better with a team of quadriplegics."

That's the one I'm currently using, which is either responded to by a "you're an insensitive b!stard" or "wtf duz quadripgics mean?"

I like it, though

Maria The Princess · Aug 05, 2007, 02:12 AM // 02:12

i type in:

if im a monk:

My health is 55 out of 55!

if im a warrior:

My health is 55 out of 55!

if i'm a ranger:

i put only barrage and charm animal in my skill bar and ping it. then when the party ask where are the other skills i say that there pointless because im only gonna use barrage anyways.

if im a Necromancer:

i bring my death magic to 0, healing prayers to 12, equip my mm build (with heal area), and then say its just to make sure i can keep them alive longuer

if im a assasin:

i go A/E and say that im going to nuke for this mission cuz i'm tired of using a hummer for so long.

if im anything else (besides ranger):

i go ??/R and say its just so i can use my beast mastery skills.. too bad theres no space for charm animal in there.....

Divinitys Creature · Aug 05, 2007, 03:53 AM // 03:53

"OMFG someone is breaking into mah house" true story
"OMFG someone just had a car crash outside my house" true story
"OMFG someone just made a blood curdling scream for help bbl" true story.

jrk247 · Aug 05, 2007, 04:19 AM // 04:19

"Later." or I just leave.

I find no need in making an excuse really, and I don't PuG that much.

knoll · Aug 05, 2007, 05:53 AM // 05:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrk247

"Later." or I just leave.

I find no need in making an excuse really, and I don't PuG that much.

good one, that made me laugh -.-

jrk247 · Aug 05, 2007, 06:00 AM // 06:00

I know, I try too hard.

knoll · Aug 05, 2007, 06:05 AM // 06:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrk247

I know, I try too hard.

>.< Very.

Etta · Aug 06, 2007, 08:16 AM // 08:16

RA is the only place that force me to play with random folks, if they crap I just leave really. No point making any excuses.

ryanryanryan0310 · Aug 06, 2007, 09:38 AM // 09:38

YOU GUYS SUCK!!! I'll see you in guildhall when you fail......

j/k

Just leave and don't say a word, then get pm's with lots of hate.

Lowlife · Aug 06, 2007, 09:47 AM // 09:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maria The Princess

i type in:

if im a monk:

My health is 55 out of 55!

if im a warrior:

My health is 55 out of 55!

if i'm a ranger:

i put only barrage and charm animal in my skill bar and ping it. then when the party ask where are the other skills i say that there pointless because im only gonna use barrage anyways.

if im a Necromancer:

i bring my death magic to 0, healing prayers to 12, equip my mm build (with heal area), and then say its just to make sure i can keep them alive longuer

if im a assasin:

i go A/E and say that im going to nuke for this mission cuz i'm tired of using a hummer for so long.

if im anything else (besides ranger):

i go ??/R and say its just so i can use my beast mastery skills.. too bad theres no space for charm animal in there.....

lets get married

auch · Aug 06, 2007, 12:21 PM // 12:21

mine is WOW PUT MENDING ON 5 NOOBS then leave lawl

Molock · Aug 06, 2007, 05:40 PM // 17:40

''GL!!'' *leaves*

GloryFox · Aug 07, 2007, 05:29 AM // 05:29

"Sorry my Papa wants the computer" Then change characters.
"Sorry my wife wants sex" Then log off (true story).

Also If I am playing a monk in a party with Pets I'll heal the Pets and not the players. Then say...
"At least the Pets know how to hold F***ing aggro." Then type /resign (happens more often than I want to admit, and sometimes its just the right thing to do.)

If I am playing a Warrior.
"Sorry guys I play mostly PvE not PvP I just can't hold aggro with your leet playing style of aggroing everything and everyone in sight." log off. (true story)

And this works with any class "Damm I'm wearing my farming armor!" type "/resign" Followed by "My health is 105 out of 105!"

Leonof · Aug 08, 2007, 01:47 PM // 13:47

"I gotta go take a ----" *leave*

The Herbalizer · Aug 08, 2007, 03:38 PM // 15:38

Found this on another site but imo its amusing.

"OMG there is a dinosaur in my house. To the helicopter". *Leaves*

Mohnzh · Aug 08, 2007, 04:17 PM // 16:17

I usually monk, so if I'm nervous about a group I might take my farming armor. That way if needs be I can say:

"Don't worry guys, I got next group."
"My health is 105 of 105"
"I am wielding a great warhammer of charrslaying"
"Anybody else have mending?"
Then I take off. I expect them to resign first.

Of course, I would never farm that way.

lacasner · Aug 09, 2007, 02:34 AM // 02:34

Sorry, i have to refresh internet explorer and restart guru

/true story.

Serafita Kayin · Aug 11, 2007, 01:40 AM // 01:40

Sorry. Chuck Norris called. He needs help on RoF.

Knido · Aug 11, 2007, 03:03 AM // 03:03

if im on vent i just pretend to sneeze loudly and click the X on my guild wars and vent

when i log back on i just say i sneezed and pulled out my modem with my foot, even though im on wireless

Maria The Princess · Aug 15, 2007, 11:28 PM // 23:28

ok guys i gotta catch my bus O_O

cya!